THE OATH
I promise and swear, that I will employ a Companion Royal Analogian
in preference to any other person of commensurate abilities, and accomplishments.
I furthermore promise and swear that I will assist a Companion Royal
discrete Analogian when I see Him engaged in any difficulty, and will
espouse his cause as far as to extricate him from the same, if he
be right, not wrong.
I furthermore promise and swear, that I will keep all the secrets,
however trivial, of a Companion Royal Analogian.
I furthermore promise and swear, that I will be aiding and assisting
all indigent (between jobs) Companion Royal discrete Analogian Neophytes,
their widows, and orphans, wheresoever dispersed around the globe;
they making application to me as such, and I finding them worthy,
and can do it without any material injury to myself, family, or Controller
info..
In all which I do most solemnly and unaffectedly plight and swear,
with a firm and unswerving resolution to keep and perform the same,
without any equivocation, mental reservation, or self evasion of mind
in any way whatever, binding myself under no less penalty, than to
have my Omega 8 Q-Dial smote off, and my 16 x 2 Backlit Liquid Crystal
Display exposed to the scorching rays of the savage meridian sun,
should I knowingly or willfully violate, or transgress any part of
this my solemn oath, or obligation of an R. Y. A.. So help me ALL
KNOWING ROM, and keep me steadfast in the due performance of the same.
Principal Analogian ~ Kiss the book six - wait... no, seven times.
The candidate kisses the book as directed. |
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